4.5
Compatible with
  • Mac

  • Windows

  • Android

  • iOs

  • Mobile

  • Desktop

Parent company: Unknown.
Country of incorporation: Unknown.
Founded date: Unknown.
Simultaneous connections: 1
Refund policy: None.

Highlights
  • It’s not good for anything.
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Dissemble is a VPN provider that appeared out of nowhere, materializing in an explosion of smoke, blinding most people to the skeletons in its closets. There’s a very good reason why you should avoid it at all costs.

There are many other VPNs out there that are much better and more reliable than Dissemble.

So, let’s see what’s rotten in Denmark.

5.0

Speed

In the beginning, you are lulled into a false sense of security and satisfaction. The speeds are all top-notch, with connections hitting the 1Gbit mark. The normal ports have scored a speed of about 200 Mbit per second.

This is a good speed if you think about it. At least, you’ll manage to get the job done without any hitches. If you want to stream movies or surf the internet without experiencing those annoying freezes and delays, Dissemble will provide you with a clean, smooth navigation.

This is all going very well for the time being, right?

It sure is. Every good scam needs a good-enough bait. But let’s keep going and see if their façade cracks at some point.

They all make a slip-up eventually. It’s just a matter of time.

2.0

Locations

They have servers all around the world, in the United States (Seattle, Miami, Texas, New York), the UK, the Netherlands, Hong Kong, Russia, Australia, Poland, and South Africa.

A total of 15 server locations in many different countries are available to the client, with 19 servers being usable at the most.

Sounds pretty good.

While this is not a high number, in comparison to NordVPN, for instance, it does get the job done. You can use Netflix or other video streaming websites with no problems at all.

Even if your IP gets banned on a certain server, you can relocate immediately to another one, and the issue is reduced to just several minutes of tinkering with the options.

However, we have no idea if any one of these servers allows P2P file-sharing. Considering that most users are looking for a VPN that will help them torrent copyrighted material without being caught, it becomes a problem that they aren’t clear on this matter.

Moreover, you can only use Dissemble on two devices at a time. Thus, the number of simultaneous connections is reduced to… you guessed it, two.

However, they do personally promise that you will never deal with server blackouts. This means that the uptime is guaranteed for 99% of the time. Even more, many servers also have a DDoS protection, for increased security.

The worse is yet to come though.

It seems that none of their servers work anymore. Ever since January of 2017, a vast number of users have reported that their servers are down, without any apparent cause. E-mails have been sent, complaints have poured, tickets have been submitted, with no response at all.

From what I’ve read on forums, two months had passed and there were still no answers. The servers remained decomissioned and Dissemble looked like it was going to be…disassembled.

Ready for the punchline?

On their website, the said that they ”work around the clock” to fix the issues. Now, I don’t know what kind of clocks they’re using, but two months had passed, and everything was the same.

Perhaps they live in a different timeline, perhaps they just don’t care. Literally, anything’s possible.

4.0

Privacy

In terms of privacy, the experts say that Dissemble doesn’t preserve any records of your activity on the internet. They have a no-logging policy going on. No traffic is ever logged.

However, we don’t have information about the following:

  • The logging policy of the DNS requests
  • The logging policy of connection timestamps
  • The logging policy of bandwidth consumption data

Dissemble doesn’t even have its own DNS servers, which means it doesn’t provide any DNS services.

You could say this is the ideal VPN, except it isn’t.

Presumably, the only thing that is tracked is the bandwidth usage when someone’s utilizing its services. Other than that, your traffic is completely encrypted.

It works on Windows, Linux, and MacOS devices, as well as Android and iOS phones.

Moreover, it helps to encrypt your connection when using public hotspot networks. We all know that these external networks are the breeding grounds of hackers and data thieves.

Still, confusion and uncertainty preside over their services, since they omit even the most important details that make a VPN stand out among the competition.

Last, but not least, there are no kill-switches.

7.0

Ease of use

As I said previously, Dissemble can be used on the majority of devices on the market.

It’s easy to use because it provides a typical interface for any VPN, with only slight changes. The user database is split in this regard. Some view the changes as being a good thing, while some of them are abhorred and annoyed by them.

Generally, it performs very well on all platforms; from this point of view, it’s a breeze. It is quite a way from reaching the level of the top-rated VPNs like NordVPN, but it’s usable, and for some users, that’s all that matters.

1.0

Customer support

This is where it all starts falling apart.

The mask falls off and you see the monster for what it really is.

Like I said before, many users claim that Dissemble had major problems with their servers starting January of 2017, with two months having gone with no changes whatsoever.

It was during this period that the quality of the customer support stood out as remarkably poor.
The only thing that could be considered as an answer was the official one on their website. They’re working on it, be patient and wait for everything to return to normal. It might take a few days, or even a couple of small months, you just have to wait patiently.

This is why NordVPN is reviewed as being among the best VPNs on the market, for example. Because it takes care of its clientele, offering explanations, and not dismissing the problems at hand.

8.0

Pricing

We’ve finally come to this, the single most evident warning signal that you could get, the pricing.

Without getting into too many details, Dissemble offers four different subscriptions:

The three-month plan – $1 per month

The six-month plan – $0.83 per month

The yearlong plan – $9 per year

The lifetime plan – $15 for permanent access to their services

You didn’t read that wrong, nor did I make a mistake. You only have to pay $15 for a lifetime subscription. Permanent access, forever.

15 bucks for all that

Let that sink in…

There’s no way this doesn’t sound suspicious or fishy, no way. It’s too good to be true, that’s what it is.

One of two things is made evident, or both for that matter. Either their services are sub-par and weak in comparison with other VPNs or they’re scammers.

Conclusion

Based on all the aforementioned aspects, and seeing how most users review Dissemble, I think it’s safe to say that you can hardly find a worse VPN provider.

If you don’t have access to anything else, and you’re willing to bet your own privacy and security for the small prices, you might as well expect problems on the way. Big problems.

If you’re looking for a good way of protecting your traffic on the internet, to gain access to geo-blocked content, and torrent without worries, then consider NordVPN. It’s literally in the top three of any top-notch list.

So, there you have it, we now know what’s rotten in Denmark. It’s the Dissemble fish, spreading its aroma all over the internet.

Our Rating

4.5

DissembleVPNis extremely fast, simple and private: a truly standout VPN

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